I am in some sort of a man-made lagoon area. Submerged up to just about my chest. In each hand I hold a puppet. I look around and a huge crowd has gathered and they are all staring at me intently. After some quick scrambling of my thoughts I deduce that I must be some sort of a puppet master (metallica comes to mind). I begin to make up and perform the most ridiculous of skits. All the while wondering if I am volunteering or if I am getting paid. And, beyond that, just how much do swimming puppet performers make?